Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
Seriously burst out laughing at work. Thanks. Tumblr.
Bee in the car
no joke though old men in the locker room is a legit thing. whats wrong with them?!
Turn your screen.
My mind omg
THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!
YOU SON OF A BITCH
i have 3 moods:
There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
Guys. I found Garfield.
THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT
holy freaking crap, I think I have a kid.
That was Dean’s kid and no one will ever freaking convince me otherwise.
that last part always cracks me up. like counting back in his head and then oh shit
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
team free will sketches
Steve Irwin (via sherlokided)
Obviously it runs in the family.
Like making deals with demons.
Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.
MOZART YOU LIL SHIT
SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years